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  • February 17, 2012 1:32 pm

    Dear Two Little Boys Trailer,

    I’ve been lucky enough to see the whole thing already, and so I for a big fat fact KNOW you are an OUTSTANDING FILM and that your leading men are not only wonderfully talented and funny, but also actually very impressive actors who do an exceptional job in this film, but this trailer gives Everyone Else a chance to see the cinematic treat they’re in for later this year. 

    (Of course, any rascal who attended the Berlin International Film Festival already knows all this because they saw the film this week, and they bloody loved it.)

    … Tell you what, that Deano is a dropdead hunk, isn’t he? I’d love to run my fingers through that sweet, bouncy mullet.

    From your friend,