Zo they say.

Terribly important letters to fascinating people and curious objects!
This Tumblr was taken by force by Zoe Foster, hereby referred to as "me," or "I," or "Your festive highness."

If you'd like to read more of my Nonsense About Nothing, read my weekly page in Sunday Style magazine.

If you like tootin' round with makeup and hair, you will enjoy my beauty blog at fruitybeauty.com.au

If you want a whole awesome book on those things, you will love Amazing Face.

If you like to read about relationships and dating, you will like my monthly dating column in Cosmopolitan magazine.

If you like being playfully, lovingly lectured for a whole book on such things, you will like Textbook Romance.

If you prefer effervescent novels, you will thoroughly enjoy Air Kisses and Playing the Field and The Younger Man.

If you like fantastic websites about people named Zoe Foster, go to zoefoster.com.au

If you do not like any of these things, no offence, but you are a moron.
  • June 1, 2012 7:02 pm

    Dear Hamish and Andy’s Euro Gap Year,

    The only thing you should be apologising for is:

    • Making me wait so long for you to start when you KNOW I am impatient
    • How criminally gorgeous the ladymanQueen on the left is
    • Your shorts being too long

    From your friend,

    Zoe


  • October 27, 2011 11:09 am
    Someone has some instore appearances coming up!
And in a special coup for this Tumblr, I can reveal that Zoe Von Dingus Foster the Eighth’s bestselling beauty book, Amazing Face, is going into Sportsgirl stores nationally this week!
Which means when you go in to “browse” and not accidentally buy two singlets, some blue sandals, a fetching little summer scarf, a tan clutch and some peachy lipgloss, you can also buy what The Queen calls, “a book” … AMAZING FACE! What a win.
To celebrate this joyous news, I will be appearing instore at the following times and dates to do some beauty workshops and chat about some fun beauty trends and answer your questions and sign your books. There will even be makeup artists there to help you look even more enchanting than you usually do. Imagine that!
Obviously you should come down and play, if not to say hi, or get some new makeup, or play with some new trends, or try on some coral-coloured jeans, but to buy four (signed) copies of the book for all of your sisters and girlfriends for Christmas.
 And, before the WA, SA, Qld girls start throwing things: I am terribly sorry I’m only doing Sydney and Melbourne. For now. You never know what 2012 holds! Unless you’re the Mayans, in which case it’s the apocalypse. 

Sportsgirl, Bourke St Mall, MelbourneFriday, 4th of November, 12pm - 1.30pm.
Sportsgirl, Pitt St Mall, SydneyThursday, 10th of November, 5pm - 6.30pm.

I look forward to seeing you there, and whatever you do, DON’T FORGET THE CODEWORD WHEN YOU SEE ME. (“Aubergine.”)
From your friend,
Zoe View high resolution

    Someone has some instore appearances coming up!

    And in a special coup for this Tumblr, I can reveal that Zoe Von Dingus Foster the Eighth’s bestselling beauty book, Amazing Face, is going into Sportsgirl stores nationally this week!

    Which means when you go in to “browse” and not accidentally buy two singlets, some blue sandals, a fetching little summer scarf, a tan clutch and some peachy lipgloss, you can also buy what The Queen calls, “a book” … AMAZING FACE! What a win.

    To celebrate this joyous news, I will be appearing instore at the following times and dates to do some beauty workshops and chat about some fun beauty trends and answer your questions and sign your books. There will even be makeup artists there to help you look even more enchanting than you usually do. Imagine that!

    Obviously you should come down and play, if not to say hi, or get some new makeup, or play with some new trends, or try on some coral-coloured jeans, but to buy four (signed) copies of the book for all of your sisters and girlfriends for Christmas.

     And, before the WA, SA, Qld girls start throwing things: I am terribly sorry I’m only doing Sydney and Melbourne. For now. You never know what 2012 holds! Unless you’re the Mayans, in which case it’s the apocalypse. 


    Sportsgirl, Bourke St Mall, Melbourne
    Friday, 4th of November, 12pm - 1.30pm.

    Sportsgirl, Pitt St Mall, Sydney
    Thursday, 10th of November, 5pm - 6.30pm.

    I look forward to seeing you there, and whatever you do, DON’T FORGET THE CODEWORD WHEN YOU SEE ME. (“Aubergine.”)

    From your friend,

    Zoe