Zo they say.

Terribly important letters to fascinating people and curious objects!
This Tumblr was taken by force by Zoe Foster, hereby referred to as "me," or "I," or "Your festive highness."

If you'd like to read more of my Nonsense About Nothing, read my weekly page in Sunday Style magazine.

If you like tootin' round with makeup and hair, you will enjoy my beauty blog at fruitybeauty.com.au

If you want a whole awesome book on those things, you will love Amazing Face.

If you like to read about relationships and dating, you will like my monthly dating column in Cosmopolitan magazine.

If you like being playfully, lovingly lectured for a whole book on such things, you will like Textbook Romance.

If you prefer effervescent novels, you will thoroughly enjoy Air Kisses and Playing the Field and The Younger Man.

If you like fantastic websites about people named Zoe Foster, go to zoefoster.com.au

If you do not like any of these things, no offence, but you are a moron.
  • January 21, 2013 10:18 pm

    Dear Fictional Wedding Photos We Took To Use On Our Wedding Program,

    Nice!

    From your friend,

    Zoe

    Ps Did you do your own hair and makeup? Pretty!

  • September 20, 2012 11:42 am

    Dear Dog Playing With Bone Cut Off Thing,

    Not adorable enough.

    Add wink to camera.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

  • August 28, 2012 7:10 pm
    Dear Awesome Flyer,
Well. You’ve clearly ripped that off.
From your friend,
Zoe
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    Dear Awesome Flyer,

    Well. You’ve clearly ripped that off.

    From your friend,

    Zoe


    (Source: derpytwizzle)

  • July 19, 2012 9:38 pm

    Dear Long Kitty,

    Not tall enough.

    Add stilts.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

    (Source: finalellipsis)

  • July 9, 2012 8:32 pm
    Dear Sink Kitties,
Not cute enough.
Add shower caps.
From your friend,
Zoe

    Dear Sink Kitties,

    Not cute enough.

    Add shower caps.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

    (Source: andrewbreitel)

  • July 2, 2012 7:15 pm
    Dear Idiots,
Not stupid enough.
Add inflatable pool and electric current.
From your friend,
Zoe

    Dear Idiots,

    Not stupid enough.

    Add inflatable pool and electric current.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

    (Source: uberhumor.com)

  • June 7, 2012 8:24 pm
    Dear Meowbert,
Not Batman enough.
Add cape.
From your friend,
Zoe

    Dear Meowbert,

    Not Batman enough.

    Add cape.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

  • June 7, 2012 7:10 pm
    Dear Dog Swinging,
Not mesmerising enough.
Add eerie music.
From your friend,
Zoe

    Dear Dog Swinging,

    Not mesmerising enough.

    Add eerie music.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

  • May 28, 2012 5:55 pm
    Dear Meowbert,
Lift game immediately.
From your friend,
Zoe

    Dear Meowbert,

    Lift game immediately.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

    (Source: meme4u)

  • May 5, 2012 6:08 pm

    Dear Andy Samberg,

    Perfect.

    From your friend,

    Zoe