Dear Kitty Fightin’ Apples,
On one hand I love watching your ridiculous, frisky attack on two defenceless Granny Smith apples.
On the other hand it just makes me miss Meowbert desperately, because he pulls the same stupid shit when he’s fighting cardboard boxes or laser pointers or invisible mice.
And on the final hand, I need to do something about this weird third hand.
From your friend,