Dear Corn Chips in a Grinder,
Shut up, whatever, who cares; LET’S DO SALT AND VINEGAR NOW.
From your friend,
Dear Hugo Gernsback,
I would like to purchase one of these “Isolators” please.
I assume that as well as eliminating outside noises, and preventing unnecessary consumption of pre-5pm alcoholic beverages, baklava and Doritos, you will also: