Zo they say.

Terribly important letters to fascinating people and curious objects!
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If you like tootin' round with makeup and hair, you will enjoy my beauty blog at fruitybeauty.com.au

If you want a whole awesome book on those things, you will love Amazing Face.

If you like to read about relationships and dating, you will like my monthly dating column in Cosmopolitan magazine.

If you like being playfully, lovingly lectured for a whole book on such things, you will like Textbook Romance.

If you prefer effervescent novels, you will thoroughly enjoy Air Kisses and Playing the Field and The Younger Man.

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If you do not like any of these things, no offence, but you are a moron.
  • October 2, 2012 12:56 pm
    Dear Corn Chips in a Grinder,
Shut up, whatever, who cares; LET’S DO SALT AND VINEGAR NOW.
From your friend,
Zoe View high resolution

    Dear Corn Chips in a Grinder,

    Shut up, whatever, who cares; LET’S DO SALT AND VINEGAR NOW.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

    (Source: BuzzFeed)

  • May 16, 2012 4:33 pm
    Dear Hugo Gernsback,
I would like to purchase one of these “Isolators” please.
I assume that as well as eliminating outside noises, and preventing unnecessary consumption of pre-5pm alcoholic beverages, baklava and Doritos, you will also:
jam my mobile phone
disable any WiFi within a 100km radius
ensure no friends drop over with exciting plans
make sure nothing is fun on TV and/or suspend Foxtel
make it rain so having fun outside is unviable 
feature a discrete seatbelt to keep me in my chair
lock the front door remotely in case of escape
Unless these things are taken care of, this worker will not be “concentrating with ease upon the subject at hand.”

From your friend,
Zoe
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    Dear Hugo Gernsback,

    I would like to purchase one of these “Isolators” please.

    I assume that as well as eliminating outside noises, and preventing unnecessary consumption of pre-5pm alcoholic beverages, baklava and Doritos, you will also:

    • jam my mobile phone
    • disable any WiFi within a 100km radius
    • ensure no friends drop over with exciting plans
    • make sure nothing is fun on TV and/or suspend Foxtel
    • make it rain so having fun outside is unviable 
    • feature a discrete seatbelt to keep me in my chair
    • lock the front door remotely in case of escape
    Unless these things are taken care of, this worker will not be “concentrating with ease upon the subject at hand.”

    From your friend,
    Zoe