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This Tumblr was taken by force by Zoe Foster, hereby referred to as "me," or "I," or "Your festive highness."

If you like tootin' round with makeup and hair, you will enjoy my beauty blog at Mamamia.com.au

If you want a whole awesome book on those things, you will love Amazing Face.

If you like to read about relationships and dating, you will like my monthly dating column in Cosmopolitan magazine.

If you like being playfully, lovingly lectured for a whole book on such things, you will like Textbook Romance.

If you prefer effervescent novels, you will thoroughly enjoy Air Kisses and Playing the Field and The Younger Man.

If you like fantastic websites about people named Zoe Foster, go to zoefoster.com.au

If you do not like any of these things, no offence, but you are a moron.
Ask me a question, why don't you.
  • January 2, 2012 3:35 pm
    Dear The Younger Man Book By Zoe Foster, Look at you, you handsome thing! What a delicious cover.  DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALMOST ON SALE?! I feel like I just wrote you, you mischievous little scamp, and now it’s only six weeks until you are in the shops (Feb 22) and on the innernette for people to buy and read and love and tell all of their friends, (and even some of their enemies) to quickly purchase too, because you are such a great novel about an irresistible young hunk and the woman who falls for him even though she is over a decade older and thinks that probably that isn’t The Best Idea, but who is to say what is The Best Idea?  What a thrilling start to 2012 it will be for me to have The Younger Man to annoy people about. Now, stop flerching round on Tumblr and go get printed already. Go. GO! From your friend, Zoe View high resolution

    Dear The Younger Man Book By Zoe Foster,

    Look at you, you handsome thing! What a delicious cover. 

    DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALMOST ON SALE?!

    I feel like I just wrote you, you mischievous little scamp, and now it’s only six weeks until you are in the shops (Feb 22) and on the innernette for people to buy and read and love and tell all of their friends, (and even some of their enemies) to quickly purchase too, because you are such a great novel about an irresistible young hunk and the woman who falls for him even though she is over a decade older and thinks that probably that isn’t The Best Idea, but who is to say what is The Best Idea? 

    What a thrilling start to 2012 it will be for me to have The Younger Man to annoy people about.

    Now, stop flerching round on Tumblr and go get printed already. Go. GO!

    From your friend,

    Zoe


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  • June 13, 2011 11:53 am
    Dear Plates Shaped as Books, How are we meant to read you when you are covered in grapes or delicious casseroles? And also, did you ever stop to think about how heavy you are to carry around? And breaky? And that you don’t even have any WORDS on you? I can tell you as an author, that whoever wrote you did NOT finish the job. No wonder the publishing industry is in trouble. I hope you’re proud of yourselves. From your friend, Zoe

    Dear Plates Shaped as Books,

    How are we meant to read you when you are covered in grapes or delicious casseroles?

    And also, did you ever stop to think about how heavy you are to carry around? And breaky? And that you don’t even have any WORDS on you?

    I can tell you as an author, that whoever wrote you did NOT finish the job.

    No wonder the publishing industry is in trouble.

    I hope you’re proud of yourselves.

    From your friend,

    Zoe

    (Source: writingrainbow)

    512 notes Filed under:  book plates, books,.
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