Zo they say.

Terribly important letters to fascinating people and curious objects!
This Tumblr was taken by force by Zoe Foster, hereby referred to as "me," or "I," or "Your festive highness."

If you like tootin' round with makeup and hair, you will enjoy my beauty blog at Mamamia.com.au

If you want a whole awesome book on those things, you will love Amazing Face.

If you like to read about relationships and dating, you will like my monthly dating column in Cosmopolitan magazine.

If you like being playfully, lovingly lectured for a whole book on such things, you will like Textbook Romance.

If you prefer effervescent novels, you will thoroughly enjoy Air Kisses and Playing the Field and The Younger Man.

If you like fantastic websites about people named Zoe Foster, go to zoefoster.com.au

If you do not like any of these things, no offence, but you are a moron.
  • July 13, 2011 11:17 am

    Just a little guy in furry pants called Meowbert.

    theysoundlikesexontheradio:

    Anonymous asked: “your blog is awesome, but it is missing something, meowbert pictures. the people want meowbert laura!!!”

    Thank you, and here you go:

    Dear People Who Posted This Which Was Brought to My Attention via Yet Another Anon, Or Was is The Same One? They Should Wear Different Coloured Hats or Something,

    I love that there is Meowbert appreciation out there. 

    However.

    As I am overseas, I miss my little cat son more than Missing Town on the most missing day of the year, and seeing pictures of him makes me miss him at least a zillo more.

    So THANKS A LOT.

    Ha ha ha! I jest, I jest.

    (But not about being angry.)

    Meowbert forever!

    From your friend,

    Zoe


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