Dear Little Dog With Horse Head On,
Not funny enough.
From your friend,
Dear Meowbert’s Writing Process,
I can see exactly what’s happening here:
1. You had a really terrific idea.
2. You realise it’s actually the worst idea ever.
3. You are disgusted with yourself.
4. Finally, you have A Genuinely Good Idea.
5. You type like a crazed fool.
Honesty, it’s like watching myself in a mirror.
Dear Meowbert playing Tennis,
That’ll show people who think exotic shorthair cats are slow. Literally and mentally.
(Except for the part where you are confused by the location of your matchstick and think it’s on your paw.)
Dear Literal Batmobile,
That’s the sound of a million No Fucking Waaaays.
Dear Piglet Cuddling Stuffed Toy of a Piglet,
Not cute enough.
Add love heart graphics.
Dear Shit Girls Say video,
Dear Pun Toad,
Wart are you talking about?!
You have toadally lost me.
Dear Teeny Monkey Having a Shower With Your Teeny Teddy Friend,
Please add smile and/or wink.
Dear Cat Armchair Visual Pun,
I see the hexes of a million jealous meme-creators on the horyezon!