Dear Meowbert’s Writing Process,
I can see exactly what’s happening here:
1. You had a really terrific idea.
2. You realise it’s actually the worst idea ever.
3. You are disgusted with yourself.
4. Finally, you have A Genuinely Good Idea.
5. You type like a crazed fool.
Honesty, it’s like watching myself in a mirror.
From your friend,