I'm twenty years old and am yet to have a serious boyfriend. It doesn't really bother me but I guess I should start to do something about it. I think my problem stems from the fact that I'm too shallow and fussy and if a boy isn't James Franco he simply will not do. How do I fix this?!
Thanks!
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Dear Anonymous,
You silly, delicious little cucumber! Not having a serious boyfriend by the age of twenty is nothing to produce a sweat over.
I must say though, despite my exclamatory opener, you do seem fairly relaxed about it all, and that would be my precise advice. The boys will come, darling, the boys will come.
They may not look like Mr FRANCO, or smoke quite as much electric spinach, but they will be sweet and cute and even if some of them kind of break your heart, don’t fret, because broken hearts eventually MAKE A WOMAN WHO SHE IS.
However, it is good to ensure you are presenting your best possible self so that the handsome young devils can find you, isn’t it?
A checklist:
Do you wash daily?
Do you carry around a large wooden cross in case of vampires?
Do you know how to play the triangle?
If you answered “yes” or “no” to any of these questions, you are ready to get your guy!
Good luck!
From your friend,
Zoe
