Zo they say. - Dear Meowio, I just, I’m sorry, but I don’t know...

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December 29, 2012 9:07 pm

Dear Meowio,

I just, I’m sorry, but I don’t know that you’ll be able to fix this leak from my washing machine. I’ve seen plumbers before, and you do not look like a plumber. For one, you didn’t even bring any tools.

Thanks all the same.

From your friend,

Zoe

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