Zo they say. - Dear People In This Photoset, I nose there is...

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October 25, 2012 2:42 pm

Dear People In This Photoset,

I nose there is something amiss here, but I can’t quite pick what it is…

From your friend,

Zoe
(Source: gifarium)

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