Zo they say. - Dear Parents of these Children, Well, you...

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October 19, 2012 1:27 pm

Dear Parents of these Children,

Well, you could’ve helped a bit more.

These Halloween costumes are bit lame-o.

From your friend,

Zoe
(Source: luaarodrigues)

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