Zo they say. - Dear Idiots, Not stupid enough. Add inflatable...

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July 2, 2012 7:15 pm

Dear Idiots,

Not stupid enough.

Add inflatable pool and electric current.

From your friend,

Zoe
(Source: uberhumor.com)

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