Zo they say. - Dear Sloths All In A Row On Your Bellies Eating...

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June 28, 2012 10:02 pm

Dear Sloths All In A Row On Your Bellies Eating Your Supper,

Not cute enough.

Add saddles.

From your friend,

Zoe.

203 notes Filed under: sloths, sloth, eating, I love sloths, slothfest, dinnertime,.

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