Zo they say. - Dear Mitt Romney Sucking Up Cute Baby Like a...

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June 1, 2012 9:59 pm

Dear Mitt Romney Sucking Up Cute Baby Like a Straw,

NO!

Bad Mitt!

We do NOT inhale adorable babies under the guise of an innocent kiss.

From your friend,

Zoe
(Source: awkward-elevator)

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