Zo they say. - Dear Nuggie, There best be some sweet and sour...

This Tumblr was taken by force by Zoe Foster, hereby referred to as "me," or "I," or "Your festive highness."

If you like tootin' round with makeup and hair, you will enjoy my beauty blog at Mamamia.com.au

If you want a whole awesome book on those things, you will love Amazing Face.

If you like to read about relationships and dating, you will like my monthly dating column in Cosmopolitan magazine.

If you like being playfully, lovingly lectured for a whole book on such things, you will like Textbook Romance.

If you prefer effervescent novels, you will thoroughly enjoy Air Kisses and Playing the Field and The Younger Man.

If you like fantastic websites about people named Zoe Foster, go to zoefoster.com.au

If you do not like any of these things, no offence, but you are a moron.

Ask me a question, why don't you.

January 3, 2012 3:18 pm

Dear Nuggie,

There best be some sweet and sour sauce in your pockets.

I will even accept mustard if I have to. But not BBQ. NEVER BBQ.

From your friend,

Zoe
(Source: finalellipsis)

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