Zo they say. - Dear Pun Toad, Wart are you talking about?! You...

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If you do not like any of these things, no offence, but you are a moron.

December 12, 2011 2:29 pm

Dear Pun Toad,

Wart are you talking about?!

You have toadally lost me.

From your friend,

Zoe
(Source: penishole)

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