From your friend,
Dear Anti-Rape Campaign,
May one billion re-blogs fall upon you.
Dear Monkey Hopping in a Snow Suit,
Dear Fictional Wedding Photos We Took To Use On Our Wedding Program,
Ps Did you do your own hair and makeup? Pretty!
I just, I’m sorry, but I don’t know that you’ll be able to fix this leak from my washing machine. I’ve seen plumbers before, and you do not look like a plumber. For one, you didn’t even bring any tools.
Thanks all the same.
Dear News Reporter,
I’m so sorry, I didn’t catch your name.
Dear Amateur Taxidermists,
Dear Man Asking For A Simple Task To Be Done,
Suntimes you’re just gonna get stitched up, I’m afraid.
Dear People In This Photoset,
I nose there is something amiss here, but I can’t quite pick what it is…
Dear Parents of these Children,
Well, you could’ve helped a bit more.
These Halloween costumes are bit lame-o.