February 2012
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Dear Artist and Sculptor Mark Jenkins,
These mannequins in distress you have parked all over the place are VERY UNSETTLING.
Terribly disturbing!
Make me all queasy in the tim tum!
I presume you will tell me that is precisely the point.
From your friend,
Zoe
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January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Can you post more pictures of Meowbert? he's adorable!
Anonymous asked: Dear hilarious author who hasn't posted anything on their tumblr in a week, you should post things on your tumblr more frequently. From your friend, Me.
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December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Hey, so I was wondering, what's the point of asking you questions when YOU don't reply? No it's a very good question. Seriously. What's the point.
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Anonymous asked: Hi Zoë, I seem to have just come to the disappearing part of the Self-Startler in Module 2, Lesson 5... He has been gone 3 days, Is there anyway to save this relationship? :( xo
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Anonymous asked: Zoe,Will you be my mentor (not to be confused with centaur).
coolidiots asked: Type: 'Galifianakis and Wiig as a gay man and his smoking wife on SNL' into youtube. You're welcome.
Anonymous asked: dear zoe, could you please post a picture of the dress you wore to the arias? i would love to see it.
tomlinsoned asked: hi zoe, i was just wondering, i haven't been able to read it yet but did what things like movies and tv and stuff make relationships look like have anything to do with or influence what you wrote about in textbook romance?
November 2011
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Anonymous asked: Dear Zoe, How can I help my best friend who has been cruelly treated by her boyfriend? How can I make her see that life is still grand and full of love even though she is hurting like a million lighting bolts have been flung into her person by the almighty zeus? Thank you in advance. Hannah
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regularnutcase asked: Thank you so much for signing my copy of "Amazing Face" today. You are amazing and I was so star struck. :)
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Anonymous asked: Just Wondering where your shoes were from that you wore at your book signing at Bourke Street yesterday?? They were AMAZING!
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Dear Talking Cat,
Wanna listen to JUSTIN BIEBER’s Christmas album with me this afternoon?!?!!
From your friend,
Zoe
October 2011
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