May 2012
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Anonymous asked: I'm 20 but I've never had a boyfriend and all the boys I like don't seem to like me. Is Textbook Romance the book for me? Or is it aimed more at people already in relationships?
Anonymous asked: Hi Zoe, I'm in a conundrum and I need your guidance! I'm invited to a party my ex is going to, and apparently he is bringing a plus one (thanks, Facebook!). We dated for three years, and broke up seven weeks ago. I've read Textbook Romance and I know I should be nonchalant and moving on with my life (and going to a party, regardless!), but this feels like a mighty big speed bump....
Anonymous asked: Hi Zoe, I am writing on behalf of my mum. She's recently had a double mastectomy and is now undergoing chemo, so she's also lost all of her hair (including her eyebrows).I know she's really worried about looking sick. One of the ladies who helped her fit her wig said she should "wear more make-up" to help her look less tired. I was just wondering if you had any tips that I...
Anonymous asked: Attn: FOSTER, Zoe. Are you aware that your recent(ish) publication "Amazing Face" is currently unavailable on Amazon? Yours truly, Unamazing Face (due to Amazonian incompetence)
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Anonymous asked: dear zoe - where might a desperate lady procure the new edition of textbook romance?
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Anonymous asked: Dear Zoe, this dame has a conundrum, I think you can help! There is this guy at uni I've been talking to: he is lovely, polite & respectful & I suspect I like him. Last lecture I grew the courage to actually sit next to him, instead of a seat apart. Schoolgirly stuff I know, but hey, a girl's gotta try! I can't go to the lecture this week but would like to make some kind of...
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WatchDear Andy Samberg,
Perfect.
From your friend,
Zoe
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April 2012
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Anonymous asked: My cousin had a baby girl yesterday. She named her Zoe. Please give your top tips for a successful life as a Zoe. Thanks, Zoe-admirer.
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March 2012
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Anonymous asked: zo, what is your opinion on to Xx or not to Xx at the end of a text message to a gentleman in the early chase stages. Does it matter? Signed, confused. Xx?
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blonde-noise asked: Dear Zoe, Just a little FYI to let you know that you are at this moment according to Tumblr getting 15% of my love. I think this might be incorrect though as it feels more like 34% - I am writing a strongly worded email to the "powers that be" demanding a re-count. Your Friend, Lauren x
Anonymous asked: Hi Zoe, just read the tumblr about the book signing in Melbourne, and got extremely jealous, so so jealous in fact that I gave my computer screen an evil eye, and was just wondering if you are doing a book signing in Sydney/ when/where??
Anonymous asked: Dear Zoe, What else can teenage girls do to attract boys other than "being yourself", as that's all the advice i've gotten over the years and it does shit all :(Your friend, S
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WatchDear Meowbert playing Tennis,
GOOD.
That’ll show people who think exotic shorthair cats are slow. Literally and mentally.
(Except for the part where you are confused by the location of your matchstick and think it’s on your paw.)
From your friend,
Zoe
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Anonymous asked: Zoe, your fiance seems tops but how does he cope with fake tan smell?
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Anonymous asked: hey zoe, in an earlier post you say you do not identify as a feminist. now that you've read/are reading how to be a woman by caitlin moran, have you changed your mind?
February 2012
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Dear Artist and Sculptor Mark Jenkins,
These mannequins in distress you have parked all over the place are VERY UNSETTLING.
Terribly disturbing!
Make me all queasy in the tim tum!
I presume you will tell me that is precisely the point.
From your friend,
Zoe
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January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Can you post more pictures of Meowbert? he's adorable!
Anonymous asked: Dear hilarious author who hasn't posted anything on their tumblr in a week, you should post things on your tumblr more frequently. From your friend, Me.
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