Dear Show Off Cats,
Low five for arrogance.
From your friend,
I like your hair short like this! It’s nice.
Dear Lana and Gaga,
It’s great to see two starlets just getting along for once.
NO. You’ve already had dinner AND ice cream.
Go back to bed.
Dear Sexy Fish,
It’s all relative, I suppose.
Dear Guys With Updos,
Not excellent enough.
No, wait. Just excellent enough.
Dear Leonardo DiCaprio,
'Sgood for you.
Dear Katherine Heigl and Jamie-Lee Curtis,
This lunch may be imagined, but it will always feel real to me.